Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

Yes, that would be ME!

So I moan and complain about the stupid mattress I've had since I moved into this new place THREE YEARS AGO! I finally manage to go and order a new one (agreed with landlord and all that...), today was the delivery date.
I took the day off work, stayed home waiting for the mattress - the door rings, the guys bring it in, and SUPRISE! It's too big!!!!!!!! I mean, H-E-L-L-O!!!! How hard can it be to measure a mattress?
Clearly too hard for my pea-sized brain. I had to tell the guys to take it back.
I ordered the same mattress, the right size this time, but I have to wait another week *sigh*.
I do keep repeating that everyone gets what they deserve but I really don't think I deserved THAT!