How to waste time and money when you haven't got any

Follow these rules and you will most certainly succeed:

1. Go to Kingston Uni website and check the uni library's times during the holidays. Make sure you look at the July schedule even though it is August. Find it open on Saturday after 10.15am.
2. On Saturday, go to train station and buy a return ticket to Surbiton for £4.70.
3. Get off in Surbiton and walk to uni for approx. 15 minutes.
4. Go to reception and let them tell you that in August the uni library is closed on Saturday!
5. Start cursing and using bad language, then try to stop tears that threaten to fall due to the frustration experienced.
6. Sit down and try to calm down, then turn around and go home.
7. You have now managed to waste at least 2 hours of your day.

P.S. Between step 3 and 4 make a little detour into Kingston's Bentall Center. Near the handbag section you will find that if heaven exists, that's what it must look like :-D